1. Don't saw your brother! (Plastic saw, not as traumatizing as it sounds)2. You only go pee pee in your diaper or on the potty.
3. Don't lay on your brother!
4. Dane - the baby can't eat cheerios...or goldfish crackers...or fruit snacks. (insert the ever popular "why" here)
5. Please don't stand on the dishwasher door (insert the ever popular "why" here).
6. Please don't stand on the coffee table (insert the ever popular "why" here).
7. Please don't take your diaper off.
8. Please don't put that bug in your mouth (WHY?)...it's dead.
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