More Dane-isms

Dane's understanding of things is hilarious right now so I wanted to do a post of the funny things that he has said recently so I don't forget. The other day Dane and I were reading his children's bible. We were reading about Adam and Eve and in the picture, they were naked. So he kept asking if they were "nudeys"...I said they are nudeys and that was because they didn't have time to make clothes yet. Then he asked if the bad guys were coming to get them. I explained to him that there were no bad guys yet and that only Adam and Eve lived in the world then. I explained that they had to have lots of babies to make more people....and of course the only question he had was if they were going to have nudey babies.

Then he turned to the Easter story. There was a picture of Jesus with an angel behind Him. Dane asked what it was and I explained about angels, but he kept calling it the tooth fairy.

We went to the bank and Dane was talking to my mom on the phone. She asked him what we were doing and he explained to her that we were at the bank because "mommy & daddy don't have any money."

Dane was watching Curious George the other day and in the episode, the man in the yellow hat tripped and fell into a patch of poison ivy. On the show, they kept reminding Curious George to stay away from poison ivy by stating "leaves of 3, let it be." Dane put his own spin on the saying..."3 (free) leaves, let it be."

The other day Dane said "look mommy, it's a nickel." My reply was "there is nothing in your hand." He kept repeating something about a nickel. So I finally asked him to show me and he pointed to the freckle on his wrist.

And if there is dirt...our boys will find it!